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If You Want Something Done You Have to Do It Yourself_(Highlander II)
I Live the Life They Wish They Did_(Tricky)
Jesus Built My Hotrod_(Ministry)
It seems likely that significant software contributions to existing scientific software projects are not likely to be rewarded through the traditional reputation economy of science. Together these factors provide a reason to expect the over-production of independent scientific software packages, and the underproduction of collaborative projects in which later academics build on the work of earlier ones._(Howison & Herbsleb)
On average, it takes twenty years for the world's largest super computer to shrink down to the size of your laptop._(Pete Beckman)
When using an abacus, a human can achieve about 0.1 flops/watt. Super-computers achieve about 2 gigaflops/watt._(John Linford)
+Try to calculate the numbers that have been_(The Smoke Fairies)
+Please implement proper hep writing_(GROMACS)
+The three principal virtues of a programmer are Laziness, Impatience, and Hubris_(Larry Wall)
+You're like them scientists on TV explaining black holes. More you talk, less I get_(Jess Walter)
+Wedged as we are between two eternities of idleness, there is no excuse for being idle now_(Anthony Burgess)
+Even the *healthy* people move in clouds of cigarette smoke, women straining polyester, men in raggedly cutoffs slathering mayonnaise on foot-long hot dogs. It's as if the hotel were hosting a conference on adult onset diabetes_(Jess Walter)
+In practice, throwing traditional norms and values overboard results not in perfect freedom and relationships based on reason, but in chaos and fear_(Paul Verhaeghe)
+When I asked a younger colleague at the university how he had been able to change his research field several times within a decade or so, he answered: "It's just a question of new software"_(Paul Verhaeghe)
+Never mind, death professor, your structure's fine_(TV on the Radio)