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If You Want Something Done You Have to Do It Yourself_(Highlander II)
I Live the Life They Wish They Did_(Tricky)
Jesus Built My Hotrod_(Ministry)
We'll celebrate a woman for anything, as long as it's not her talent._(Colleen McCullough)
I believe the big bang of self-driving cars is about to come._(Jen-Hsun Huang, CEO NVIDIA)
This is where we have been working hard to push down performance._(Szilard Pall, GTC 2015 talk)
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+Some of these pro-drug messages come from popular culture._(John Walters)
+Don't pay any attention to what they write about you. Just measure it in inches._(Andy Warhol)
+Art is what you can get away with._(Andy Warhol)
+I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered._(George Best)
+The only greatness for man is immortality._(James Dean)
+Do not quench your inspiration and your imagination; do not become the slave of your model._(Vincent Van Gogh)
+You always pass failure on the way to success._(Mickey Rooney)
+I always seem to get inspiration and renewed vitality by contact with this great novel land of yours which sticks up out of the Atlantic._(Winston Churchill)
+I am at two with nature._(Woody Allen)
+I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing._(Mae West)
+Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition._(Adam Smith, Wealth of Nations, 1776)
+Science is a wonderful thing if one does not have to earn one's living at it._(Albert Einstein)
+Science is the record of dead religions._(Oscar Wilde)
+Physics isn't a religion. If it were, we'd have a much easier time raising money._(Leon Lederman)
+It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics and chemistry._(Henry Louis Mencken)
+An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field._(Niels Bohr)
+In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks._(Bill Watterson)
+Scientists do not join hands every Sunday and sing "Yes gravity is real! I know gravity is real! I will have faith! I believe in my heart that what goes up, up, up must come down, down, down. Amen!" If they did, we would think they were pretty insecure about the concept._(Dan Barker)
+Take away paradox from the thinker and you have a professor._(Soren Kirkegaard)
+Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight._(Bill Gates)
+Protons give an atom its identity, electrons its personality._(Bill Bryson)
+Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem._(Bill Vaughan)
+Torture numbers, and they'll confess to anything._(Greg Easterbrook)
+Should we force science down the throats of those that have no taste for it? Is it our duty to drag them kicking and screaming into the twenty-first century? I am afraid that it is._(George Porter)
+A computer would deserve to be called intelligent if it could deceive a human into believing that it was human._(Alan Turing)
+Any one who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin._(John von Neumann)
+No, no, you're not thinking, you're just being logical._(Niels Bohr)
+As an adolescent I aspired to lasting fame, I craved factual certainty, and I thirsted for a meaningful vision of human life -- so I became a scientist. This is like becoming an archbishop so you can meet girls._(Matt Cartmill)
+Problems worthy / of attack / prove their worth / by hitting back._(Piet Hein)
+Naive you are if you believe life favours those who aren't naive._(Piet Hein)
+Never measure the height of a mountain until you have reached the top. Then you will see how low it was._(Dag Hammarskjold)
+Praise those of your critics for whom nothing is up to standard._(Dag Hammarskjold)
+Inventions have long since reached their limit, and I see no hope for further development._(Julius Sextus Frontinus, 1st century A.D.)
+Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math._(Ambrose Bierce)
+Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there._(Will Rogers)
+Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning._(Rick Cook)
+There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet._(Randy Pausch)
+Throughout my academic career, I'd given some pretty good talks. But being considered the best speaker in the computer science department is like being known as the tallest of the Seven Dwarfs._(Randy Pausch)
+If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough._(Mario Andretti)
+Sincerity is the key to success. Once you can fake that you’ve got it made._(Groucho Marx)
+This work contains many things which are new and interesting. Unfortunately, everything that is new is not interesting, and everything which is interesting, is not new._(Lev Landau)
+Does college pay? They do if you are a good open-field runner._(Will Rogers)
+Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught._(Ambrose Bierce)
+This simulation is not as the former._(Malvolio, Act II, scene V of Shaphespeare's Twelfth Night)
+Here, kitty, kitty..._(Erwin Schroedinger)
+Sir, spare your threats: The bug which you would fright me with I seek._(Hermione, Act III, scene II of Shakespeare's Winter's Tale)
+Erwin with his psi can do / Calculations quite a few. / But one thing has not been seen / Just what psi really mean._(Felix Bloch)
+Only entropy comes easy._(Anton Chekov)
+The lovliest theories are being overthrown by these damned experiments; it is no fun being a chemist any more._(Justus von Liebig, letter to J.J. Berzelius 1834)
+If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error._(John Kenneth Galbraith)
+Always code as if the person who ends up maintaining your code is a violent psychopath who knows where you live._(Martin Golding)
+If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders._(Hal Abelson)
+Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasels._(Homer Simpson)
+In science, truth always wins._(Max Perutz)
+Creativity in science, as in art, cannot be organized. It arises spontaneously from individual talent. Well-run laboratories can foster it, but hierarchical organizations, inflexible bureaucratic rules, and mountains of futile paperwork can kill it._(Max Perutz)
+Every electron is sacred._(Greg McMullan, on Cryo-EM detectors)
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