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If You Want Something Done You Have to Do It Yourself_(Highlander II)
I Live the Life They Wish They Did_(Tricky)
Jesus Built My Hotrod_(Ministry)
Nurture Another Mind, Before Yours Expires_(Arrested Development)
Hmm, It *Does* Go Well With the Chicken_(Beastie Boys)
We Can Dance Like Iggy Pop_(Red Hot Chili Peppers)
It's So Lonely When You Don't Even Know Yourself_(Red Hot Chili Peppers)
Do the Dog On the Ground_(Red Hot Chili Peppers)
Don't Push Me, Cause I'm Close to the Edge_(Tricky)
Don't Push Me, Cause I'm Close to the Edge_(Grandmaster Flash)
Bum Stikkie Di Bum Stikkie Di Bum Stikkie Di Bum_(R. Slijngaard)
She's Not Bad, She's Just Genetically Mean_(Captain Beefheart)
Being Great is Not So Good_(Red Hot Chili Peppers)
If Life Seems Jolly Rotten, There's Something You've Forgotten !_(Monty Python)
Your Proposal is Accepted_(Men In Black)
Don't Grumble, Give a Whistle !_(Monty Python)
Stop Drinking My Beer !_(The Amps)
I Calculate My Birthright_(P.J. Harvey)
You Should Sleep Late Man, It's Much Easier On Your Constitution_(Beastie Boys)
You're Insignificant_(Tricky)
Check Your Output_(P. Ahlstrom)
What Kind Of Guru are You, Anyway ?_(F. Zappa)
I Had So Many Problem, and Then I Got Me a Walkman_(F. Black)
I Caught It In the Face_(P.J. Harvey)
If You Touch Me, You'll Get Shocked_(Beastie Boys)
This Puke Stinks Like Beer_(LIVE)
Art For Arts Sake, Money For Gods Sake_(10 CC)
A Man Needs a Maid_(N. Young)
No One Could Foresee the End That Came So Fast_(Slayer)
Stay Cool, This is a Robbery_(Pulp Fiction)
With a Little Penknife_(Nick Cave)
In a Deep Deep Well_(Nick Cave)
I'm Only Faking When I Get It Right_(Soundgarden)
Sisters Have Always Fascinated Me_(Speech)
There's No Room For the Weak_(Joy Division)
All Work and No Play Makes Jack a Dull Boy_(The Shining)
They Were So Quiet About It_(Pixies)
Never Get a Chance to Kick Ass_(The Amps)
Yeah, a Wuzz, Or a Jerk_(F. Black)
It's Time to Move On_(F. Black)
It'll Cure Your Asthma Too !_(F. Zappa)
Out Of Register Space (Ugh)_(Vi)
May the Force Be With You_(Star Wars)
You Try to Run the Universe_(Tricky)
This May Come As a Shock_(F. Black)
I Wonder, Should I Get Up..._(J. Lennon)
I Am Testing Your Grey Matter_(Red Hot Chili Peppers)
Insane In Tha Membrane_(Cypress Hill)
You Could Make More Money As a Butcher_(F. Zappa)
I'll Master Your Language, and In the Meantime I'll Create My Own_(Tricky)
The Stingrays Must Be Fat This Year_(Red Hot Chili Peppers)
I'm a Wishbone and I'm Breaking_(Pixies)
You Think That You're Bigger When You Fill the Void_(Urban Dance Squad)
And It Goes a Little Something Like This_(Tag Team)
Kissing You is Like Kissing Gravel_(Throwing Muses)
You Look Better Upside Down_(Throwing Muses)
Lunatics On Pogo Sticks_(Red Hot Chili Peppers)
I Could Take You Home and Abuse You_(Magnapop)
Move Over Hogey Bear_(Urban Dance Squad)
You Leave Me Dry_(P.J. Harvey)
Would You Like to Be the Monster Tonight ?_(Captain Beefheart)
Meet Me At the Coffee Shop_(Red Hot Chili Peppers)
She Says She Can't Go Home Without a Chaperone_(E. Costello)
Keep Your Shoes and Socks On, People_(F. Zappa)
What If None Of Your Dreams Come True ?_(E. Costello)
Give a Man a Fish_(Arrested Development)
The Wheels On the Bus Go Round and Round_(J. Richman)
I Want to Know Right Now_(Meatloaf)
What's Your Definition Of Dirty ?_(G. Michael)
Here's the Way It Might End_(G. Michael)
Breaking the Law, Breaking the Law_(Judas Priest)
Just Because the Sun Wants a Place In the Sky_(F. Zappa)
Baseball Heroes Only_(P.J. Harvey)
One Cross Each_(Monty Python)
I Snipe Like Wesley_(Urban Dance Squad)
Hold On Like Cliffhanger_(Urban Dance Squad)
It Costs Too Much If It Costs a Lot_(Magnapop)
Every Sperm is Sacred_(Monty Python)
Everybody Lie Down On the Floor and Keep Calm_(KLF)
Love is Like Moby Dick, Get Chewed and Get Spat Out_(Urban Dance Squad)
Don't Follow Me Home_(Throwing Muses)
All Beauty Must Die_(Nick Cave)
I Don't Want to Calm Down_(Throwing Muses)
We're Gonna Hit You Harder_(Scoter)
Shake Barrels Of Whisky Down My Throat_(Throwing Muses)
It's Because Of the Metric System_(Pulp Fiction)
I Don't Want to Catch Anybody Not Drinking._(Monty Python)
This Doesn't Suck, It's a Black Hole !_(K.A. Feenstra)
Let Me Do This_(Urban Dance Squad)
I Can't Shake It_(Dinosaur Jr)
Once Again Let Me Do This_(Urban Dance Squad)
Pretend That You're Hercule Poirot_(TeX)
Exactly_(Pulp Fiction)
Sort Of_(Urban Dance Squad)
Proceed, With Fingers Crossed_(TeX)
The Universe is Somewhere In Here_(J.G.E.M. Fraaije)
You're About to Hurt Somebody_(Jazzy Jeff)
I Should Be the Pimp Of the Year_(Urban Dance Squad)
Jesus Can't Save You, Though It's Nice to Think He Tried_(Black Crowes)
My Heart is Just a Muscle In a Cavity_(F. Black)
Step Aside, Butch_(Pulp Fiction)
The World is a Friendly Place_(Magnapop)
Sometimes Life is Obscene_(Black Crowes)
Take Your Medications and Preparations and Ram It Up Your Snout_(F. Zappa)
Count the Bubbles In Your Hair_(The Breeders)
You Own the Sun_(Throwing Muses)
I Need a Little Poison_(Throwing Muses)
Ease Myself Into the Body Bag_(P.J. Harvey)
Motherhood Means Mental Freeze_(The Breeders)
Correctomundo_(Pulp Fiction)
I Don't Like Dirt_(The Breeders)
Bring Out the Gimp_(Pulp Fiction)
You Could Be a Shadow_(The Breeders)
If You're So Special Why aren't You Dead ?_(The Breeders)
The Path Of the Righteous Man is Beset On All Sides With the Iniquities Of the Selfish and the Tyranny Of Evil Men._(Pulp Fiction)
Blessed is He Who In the Name Of Charity and Good Will Shepherds the Weak Through the Valley Of Darkness, For He is Truly His Brother's Keeper and the Finder Of Lost Children._(Pulp Fiction)
And I Will Strike Down Upon Thee With Great Vengeance and With Furious Anger Those Who Attempt to Poison and Destroy My Brothers._(Pulp Fiction)
And You Will Know That My Name is the Lord When I Lay My Vengeance Upon Thee._(Pulp Fiction)
Step On the Brakes_(2 Unlimited)
You Don't Wanna Know_(Pulp Fiction)
You Dirty Switch, You're On Again_(The Breeders)
She's a Good Sheila Bruce_(Monty Python)
I'm Gonna Get Medieval On Your Ass_(Pulp Fiction)
Three Little Fonzies_(Pulp Fiction)
It's Not Your Fault_(Pulp Fiction)
You Will Be Surprised At What Resides In Your Inside_(Arrested Development)
The Carpenter Goes Bang Bang_(The Breeders)
Everybody Wants to Be Naked and Famous_(Tricky)
Royale With Cheese_(Pulp Fiction)
Shit Happens_(Pulp Fiction)
You Fill Your Space So Sweet_(F. Apple)
Push It Real Good_(Salt 'n' Pepa)
Check Your Input_(D. Van Der Spoel)
Catholic School Girls Rule_(Red Hot Chili Peppers)
It Was My Pleasure_(Pulp Fiction)
We Don't Bother Anyone_(LIVE)
I Wrapped a Newspaper Round My Head_(F. Zappa)
Kick the Dog and You Will Die_(Magnapop)
We All Get the Flu, We All Get Aids_(LIVE)
One Ripple At a Time_(Bianca's Smut Shack)
We Have No Money_(E. Clementi)
Carry Me Away_(Motors)
I Solve Problems_(Pulp Fiction)
A Protein is a Set Of Coordinates_(A.P. Heiner)
It Doesn't Have to Be Tip Top_(Pulp Fiction)
Everybody's Good Enough For Some Change_(LIVE)
It's Against the Rules_(Pulp Fiction)
I'm An Oakman_(Pulp Fiction)
I Ripped the Cord Right Out Of the Phone_(Capt. Beefheart)
I Smell Smoke From a Gun Named Extinction_(Pixies)
With a Lead Filled Snowshoe_(F. Zappa)
Right Between the Eyes_(F. Zappa)
BioBeat is Not Available In Regular Shops_(P.J. Meulenhoff)
Rub It Right Accross Your Eyes_(F. Zappa)
Shake Yourself_(YES)
I Am a Wonderful Thing_(Kid Creole)
Way to Go Dude_(Beavis and Butthead)
The Microsecond is Within Reach_(P.J. Van Maaren)
Microsecond Here I Come_(P.J. Van Maaren)
Confirmed_(Star Trek)
If You Don't Like Cool Quotes Check Your GMXRC File_(Your Sysadmin)
When It Starts to Start It'll Never Stop_(Magnapop)
I'm a Jerk_(F. Black)
It Wouldn't Hurt to Wipe Once In a While_(Beavis and Butthead)
Welcome to the Power Age_(2 Unlimited)
If You See Me Getting High, Knock Me Down_(Red Hot Chili Peppers)
The Poodle Bites_(F. Zappa)
The Poodle Chews It_(F. Zappa)
I Got a Forty Dollar Bill_(F. Zappa)
We Look Pretty Sharp In These Clothes_(F. Zappa)
You Got to Relate to It_(A.E. Torda)
That Was Pretty Cool_(Beavis)
That Was Really Cool_(Butthead)
Hang On to Your Ego_(F. Black)
Pump Up the Volume Along With the Tempo_(Jazzy Jeff)
Ramones For Ever_(P.J. Van Maaren)
Have a Nice Day_(R. McDonald)
Whatever Happened to Pong ?_(F. Black)
Make the Floor Burn_(2 Unlimited)
That Was Cool_(Beavis and Butthead)
These Gromacs Guys Really Rock_(P.J. Meulenhoff)
You Hear Footsteps Coming From Behind_(Colossal Cave)
It is Lunchtime_(A.R. Van Buuren)
You Crashed Into the Swamps_(Silicon Graphics)
I Am a Poor Lonesome Cowboy_(Lucky Luke)
Clickety Clickety Click_(System Manager From Hell)
Been There, Done It_(Beavis and Butthead)
Load Up Your Rubber Bullets_(10 CC)
How Do You Like Your Vacation So Far ?_(Speed 2 - Cruise Control)
It's So Fast It's Slow_(F. Black)
Ich Bin Ein Berliner_(J.F. Kennedy)
Take Dehydrated Water On Your Desert Trips_(Space Quest III)
Your Country Needs YOU_(U.S. Army)
Don't Eat That Yellow Snow_(F. Zappa)
I Do It All the Time_(Magnapop)
Just Give Me a Blip_(F. Black)
Garbage Collecting..._(GNU Emacs)
Cut It Deep and Cut It Wide_(The Walkabouts)
Beat On the Brat With a Baseball Bat_(The Ramones)
My Head Goes Pop Pop Pop Pop Pop_(F. Black)
Hangout In the Suburbs If You've Got the Guts_(Urban Dance Squad)
I Have a Bad Case Of Purple Diarrhea_(Urban Dance Squad)
It's Bicycle Repair Man !_(Monty Python)
I've Got Two Turntables and a Microphone_(B. Hansen)
I Am the Psychotherapist. Please, Describe Your Problems._(GNU Emacs)
Watch Out Where the Huskies Go_(F. Zappa)
I Was Born to Have Adventure_(F. Zappa)
Is That a Real Poncho ?_(F. Zappa)
They're Red Hot_(Red Hot Chili Peppers)
Your Bones Got a Little Machine_(Pixies)
Oh My God ! It's the Funky Shit_(Beastie Boys)
Throwing the Baby Away With the SPC_(S. Hayward)
Engage_(J.L. Picard)
Everybody is Smashing Things Down_(Offspring)
Hey Man You Know, I'm Really OK_(Offspring)
I'm Not Gonna Die Here !_(Sphere)
I'd Like Monday Mornings Better If They Started Later_(Garfield)
Here's Another Useful Quote_(S. Boot)
Wild Pointers Couldn't Drag Me Away_(K.A. Feenstra)
Let's Go Hang Out In a Mall_(LIVE)
These are Ideas, They are Not Lies_(Magnapop)
Bad As This Shit Is, This Shit Ain't As Bad As You Think It Is._(Jackie Brown)
My Ass May Be Dumb, But I Ain't No Dumbass._(Jackie Brown)
Jesus Not Only Saves, He Also Frequently Makes Backups._(Myron Bradshaw)
Player Sleeps With the Fishes_(Ein Bekanntes Spiel Von ID Software)
Bailed Out Of Edge Synchronization After 10,000 Iterations_(X/Motif)
God is a DJ_(Faithless)
Encountered Subspace Anomaly_(Star Trek)
If I Were You I Would Give Me a Break_(F. Black)
She Needs Cash to Buy Aspirine For Her Pain_(LIVE)
Got Coffee, Got Donuts, Got Wasted_(F. Black)
Boom Boom Boom Boom, I Want You in My Room_(Venga Boys)
Right Now My Job is Eating These Doughnuts_(Bodycount)
Wait a Minute, aren't You.... ? (gunshots) Yeah._(Bodycount)
If I Wanted You to Understand This, I Would Explain it Better_(J. Cruijff)
Uh-oh_(Tinky Winky)
Uh-oh, We're In Trouble_(Shampoo)
Can't You Make This Thing Go Faster ?_(Black Crowes)
Get Down In 3D_(George Clinton)
Uh-oh .... Right Again_(Laurie Anderson)
(That makes 100 errors; please try again.)_(TeX)
O My God, They Killed Kenny !_(South Park)
Drugs are Bad, mmokay_(South Park)
Let's Unzip And Let's Unfold_(Red Hot Chili Peppers)
I'd Be Water If I Could_(Red Hot Chili Peppers)
Space May Be the Final Frontier, But It's Made in a Hollywood Basement_(Red Hot Chili Peppers)
Everything Must Go_(Red Hot Chili Peppers)
There's Nothing We Can't Fix, 'coz We Can Do It in the Mix_(Indeep)
It's Coming Right For Us !_(South Park)
Disturb the Peace of a John Q Citizen_(Urban Dance Squad)
Wicky-wicky Wa-wild West_(Will Smith)
This is Tense !_(Star Wars Episode I The Phantom Menace)
Fly to the Court of England and Unfold_(Macbeth, Act 3, Scene 6, William Shakespeare)
Why, how now, Claudio ! Whence Comes this Restraint ?_(Lucio in Measure for measure, Act 1, Scene 4, William Shakespeare)
In the End Science Comes Down to Praying_(P. v.d. Berg)
I'm Looking for a New Simulation_(Stone Temple Pilots)
I Quit My Job Blowing Leaves_(Beck)
Live for Liposuction_(Robbie Williams)
All You Need is Greed_(Aztec Camera)
You Can Be Too Early, You Can Be Too Late and You Can Be On Time_(J. Cruijff)
RTFM_(B. Hess)
Why Do *You* Use Constraints ?_(H.J.C. Berendsen)
Why Weren't You at My Funeral ?_(G. Groenhof)
You Can Always Go On Ricky Lake_(Offspring)
As Always Your Logic Is Impeccable_(Tuvok)
set: No match._(tcsh)
AH ....Satisfaction_(IRIX imapd)
I Need Love, Not Games_(Iggy Pop & Kate Pierson)
It's Not Dark Yet, But It's Getting There_(Bob Dylan)
I Used To Care, But Things Have Changed_(Bob Dylan)
Working in the Burger Kings, Spitting on your Onion Rings_(Slim Shady)
Does All This Money Really Have To Go To Charity ?_(Rick)
Yeah, uh uh, Neil's Head !_(Neil)
In the Meantime, Take Care of Yourself aaand Eachother_(J. Springer)
I Feel a Great Disturbance in the Force_(The Emperor Strikes Back)
Do You Have a Mind of Your Own ?_(Garbage)
I'll Match Your DNA_(Red Hot Chili Peppers)
All I Ever Wanted Was Your Life_(Red Hot Chili Peppers)
Just a Minute While I Reinvent Myself_(Red Hot Chili Peppers)
There's Still Time to Change the Rope You're On_(Led Zeppelin)
Baby, It Aint Over Till It's Over_(Lenny Kravitz)
It Just Tastes Better_(Burger King)
'Nay. We are but men.' Rock!_(Tenacious D)
Cowardly refusing to create an empty archive_(GNU tar)
Shaken, not Stirred_(J. Bond)
Oh, There Goes Gravity_(Eminem)
Is This the Right Room for an Argument ?_(Monty Python)
I was detained, I was restrained_(The Smiths)
The Candlelight Was Just Right_(Beastie Boys)
Fresh Air, Green Hair_(Frank Black)
Rat-tat-tat Ka boom boom_(The Smashing Pumpkins)
Youth is wasted on the young_(The Smashing Pumpkins)
Miggida-Miggida-Miggida-Mac_(Kriss Kross)
Interfacing Space and Beyond..._(P. J. Harvey)
Everything He Lacks, He Makes Up In Denial_(Offspring)
A Pretty Village Burning Makes a Pretty Fire_(David Sandstrom)
They don't have any beavers in India, so they have to simulate them_(The Tubes)
It's Calling Me to Break my Bonds, Again..._(Van der Graaf)
I believe in miracles cause I'm one_(The Ramones)
Gabba Gabba Hey!_(The Ramones)
Shoot them in the back now_(The Ramones)
Read me your scripture and I will twist it_(Red Hot Chili Peppers)
Good Music Saves your Soul_(Lemmy)
I believe in miracles cause I'm one_(The Ramones)
Gabba Gabba Hey!_(The Ramones)
Good Music Saves your Soul_(Lemmy)
Move about like a Scientist, lay down, get kissed_(Red Hot Chili Peppars)
California, R.I.P._(Red Hot Chili Peppars)
Don't You Wish You Never Met Her, Dirty Blue Gene?_(Captain Beefheart)
Nobody Never Learnt No-Nothing from No History_(Gogol Bordello)
I'd be Safe and Warm if I was in L.A._(The Mamas and the Papas)
It's Unacceptable That Choclate Makes You Fat_(MI 3)
My Brothers are Protons (Protons!), My Sisters are Neurons (Neurons)_(Gogol Bordello)
Put Me Inside SSC, Let's Test Superstring Theory, Oh Yoi Yoi Accelerate the Protons_(Gogol Bordello)
Do You Have Sex Maniacs or Schizophrenics or Astrophysicists in Your Family?_(Gogol Bordello)
Screw a Lightbulb in your Head_(Gogol Bordello)
Alas, You're Welcome_(Prof. Dumbledore in Potter Puppet Pals)
Your Shopping Techniques are Amazing_(Gogol Bordello)
Your Country Raised You, Your Country Fed You, and Just Like Any Other Country it Will Break You_(Gogol Bordello)
What They Need's a Damn Good Whacking_(The Beatles)
They Paint Their Faces So Differently From Ours_(Gogol Bordello)
The Feeling of Power was Intoxicating, Magic_(Frida Hyvonen)
I was elected to lead, not to read_(President A. Schwarzenegger)
I managed to get two hours of work done before work_(E. Lindahl)
Go back to the rock from under which you came_(Fiona Apple)
It's just the way this stuff is done_(Built to Spill)
You Fill Me With Inertia_(The Long Blondes)
I used to be blond and stupid, but now I dyed it black_(Miss Li)
Aber wenn der Quarterback kommt, um dir die Brille abzunehmen, sag ihm: Danke, die bleibt wo sie ist_(Wir sind Helden)
Jede der Scherben spiegelt das Licht_(Wir sind Helden)
Ohne Arbeit waer das Leben oede_(Wir Sind Helden)
Act like Prometheus would_(Gogol Bordello)
Making merry out of nothing, like in refugee camp_(Gogol Bordello)
History has expired_(PubMed Central)
There's only music to make new ringtones_(Arctic Monkeys)
Can someone please tell Icarus that he's not the only one falling from the sky?_(Urban Dance Squad)
Ich war schwanger, mir gings zum kotzen_(Nina Hagen)
What if you're wrong about the great Ju Ju at the bottom of the sea?_(Richard Dawkins)
Come on boys, Let's push it hard_(P.J. Harvey)
Look at these, my work-strong arms_(P.J. Harvey)
Is it the invisible chemistry stuff?_(Frida Hyvonen)
Nada e organico, e tudo programado_(Pitty)
Sitting on a rooftop watching molecules collide_(A Camp)
Though the path of the comet is sure, it's constitution is not_(Peter Hammill)
Everything's formed from particles_(Van der Graaf Generator)
The time for theory is over_(J. Hajdu)
What's the point, yo, what's the spread?_(Red Hot Chili Peppers)
If There Is No Guitar In The House, You Know It's Owner Can Not Be Trusted_(Gogol Bordello)
Carbohydrates is all they groove_(Frank Zappa)
Never, I said never, compare with experiment_(Magnus Bergh)
Suzy is a headbanger, her mother is a geek_(The Ramones)
Now it's filled with hundreds and hundreds of chemicals_(Midlake)
If it weren't for bad luck, we'd have no luck at all_(The Unthanks)
There's no way you can rely on an experiment_(Gerrit Groenhof)
I like to wait, then I feel like I do something_(Carl Caleman)
Can I have everything louder than everything else?_(Deep Purple)
He's using code that only you and I know_(Kate Bush)
Chemical gases filling lungs of little ones_(Black Eyed Peas)
I've basically become a vegetarian since the only meat I'm eating is from animals I've killed myself_(Mark Zuckerberg)
Years of calculations and the stress, My science is waiting, nearly complete_(Midlake)
error: too many template-parameter-lists_(g++)
Science Won't Change You_(The Talking Heads)
It Doesn't Seem Right, No Computers in Sight_(Faun Fables)
Some People Say Not to Worry About the Air_(The Talking Heads)
It seemed a good idea at first_(Gerrit Groenhof)
There's no kill like overkill, right?_(Erik Lindahl)
I removed all the lambda defaults so that users have to think!_(Berk Hess)
I originally implemented PME to prove that you didn't need it..._(Erik Lindahl)
Take what you want, but just what you need for survival_(Joe Jackson)
When the universe has expanded, time will contract_(Franz Ferdinand)
This really is a pretty scene, could you ask your kid to smile please?_(Joe Jackson)
England's dancing days are done_(P. J. Harvey)
The future still looks good, and you've got time to rectify all the things that you should_(G. Harrison)
If humanity has fled shivering from the starry spaces, it has become minutely at home in the interstices of the speck that it inhabits for an instant_(George H. Mead)
The scientific method is an integral part of human intelligence, and when it has once been set at work it can only be dismissed by dismissing the intelligence itself_(George H. Mead) 
Der Ball ist rund, das Spiel dauert 90 minuten, alles andere ist Theorie_(Lola rennt)
Life in the streets is not easy_(Marky Mark)
How will I know it's working right?_(MGMT)
There was no preconception on what to do_(Daft Punk)
It takes money to make money, they say_(Lou Reed)
The future always gets twisted and turned_(Lisa o Piu)
Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail_(Ralph Waldo Emerson)
I went to Venice and looked at the paintings of Canaletto to understand how he presented perspective, and it turned out it was an exponential law. If I had published this, maybe there would be a Karplus law in art theory as well as the Karplus equation in NMR_(Martin Karplus, Nobel lecture 2013)
Theoretical chemistry has of course always been important and useful ... at least to theoretical chemists_(Sven Lidin)
I do not believe continuum electrostatics_(Arieh Warshel, Nobel lecture 2013)
During my undergraduate work I concluded that electrostatics is unlikely to be important [for enzymes]_(Arieh Warshel, Nobel lecture 2013)
Martin [Karplus] had a green laser, Arieh [Warshel] had a red laser, I have a *blue* laser_(Michael Levitt, Nobel lecture 2013)
There's so many shades of black_(The Raconteurs)
Let us not get carried away with our ideas and take our models too seriously_(Nancy Swanson)
Unfortunately, "simulation" has become increasingly misused to mean nothing more than "calculation"_(Bill Jorgensen)
Physics is a few rules, and with some handwaving you can make up the rest_(Michael Levitt)
It doesn't pay to make predictions_(Crowded House)
Strength is just an accident arising from the weakness of others_(Joseph Conrad)
On the East coast, a purple patch, to show where the jolly pioneers of progress drink the jolly lager-beer_(Joseph Conrad)
Restraint! What possible restraint?_(Joseph Conrad)
It was something to at least have a choice of nightmares_(Joseph Conrad)
You fight, work, sweat, nearly kill yourself, sometimes you do kill yourself, trying to accomplish something - and you can't._(Joseph Conrad)
And after some more talk we agreed that the wisdom of rats had been grossly overrated, being in fact no greater than that of men_(Joseph Conrad)
It's an easy game, just don't let the ball past!_(Szilard Pall)
The soul? There's nothing but chemistry here_(Breaking Bad)
You got one part of that wrong. This is not meth._(Breaking Bad)
It's easy to remember: a half a kT is equal to five fourths of a kJ/mol._(Anders Gabrielsson)
Ubiquitin's just a rock_(Berk Hess)
... an excellent man, almost worthy of such a wife ..._(Jane Eyre in Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte)
Humbug! Most things free-born will submit to anything for a salary_(Mr. Rochester in Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte)
Like other defaulters, I like to lay half the blame on ill-fortune and adverse circumstances_(Mr. Rochester in Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte)
Either you will be dashed to atoms on crag points, or lifted up and borne by some master-wave into a calmer current_(Charlotte Bronte)
I ought to warn you, I have no faith_(Jane Eyre in Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte)
... yet the [economic] profession continued to churn out purely theoretical results without even knowing what facts needed to be explained._(Thomas Piketty)
Scientists think they are born with logic; God forbid they should study this discipline with a history of more than two and a half millennia._(Roald Hoffmann)
In the processing of models we must be especially cautious of the human weakness to think that models can be verified or validated. Especially one's own._(Roald Hoffmann)
... and that dream of dreams, a computational model that predicts everything accurately._(Roald Hoffmann)
You see it through a charmed medium: you can not discern that the gilding is slime and the silk draperies cobwebs; that the marble is sordid slate, and the polished woods mere refuse chips and scale bark._(Mr. Rochester in Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte)
I know poetry is not dead, nor genius lost; nor has Mammon gained power over either, to bind or slay; they will both assert their existence, their presence, their liberty and strength again one day._(Jane Eyre in Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte)
Parallel programming is not about elegance!_(Bill Gropp)
In a talk you have a choice: You can make one point or no points._(Paul Sigler)
Where all think alike, no one thinks very much._(Walter Lippmann)
The scientist is not the person who always gives the right answers, he is the one who asks the right questions._(Claude Levi-Strauss)
A curious aspect of the theory of evolution is that everybody thinks he understands it._(Jacques Monod)
When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong._(Arthur C. Clarke)
Energy is a very subtle concept. It is very, very difficult to get right._(Richard Feynman)
The determined Real Programmer can write FORTRAN programs in any language._(Ed Post)
FORTRAN was the language of choice for the same reason that three-legged races are popular._(Ken Thompson)
A computer without COBOL and FORTRAN is like a piece of chocolate cake without ketchup or mustard._(Unix fortune program)
Consistently separating words by spaces became a general custom about the tenth century A.D., and lasted until about 1957, when FORTRAN abandoned the practice._(Sun FORTRAN Reference Manual)
Ludwig Boltzmann, who spent much of his life studying statistical mechanics, died in 1906, by his own hand. Paul Ehrenfest, carrying on the same work, died similarly in 1933. Now it is our turn to study statistical mechanics. Perhaps it will be wise to approach the subject cautiously._(David Goodstein)
It all works because Avogadro's number is closer to infinity than to 10._(Ralph Baierlein)
In this house, we OBEY the laws of thermodynamics!_(Homer Simpson)
We mathematicians are all a bit crazy._(Lev Landau)
There is no such thing as free energy. Anyone who advocates it does not know what he is talking about._(Alireza Haghighat)
In science it often happens that scientists say, 'You know that's a really good argument; my position is mistaken,' and then they would actually change their minds and you never hear that old view from them again. They really do it. It doesn't happen as often as it should, because scientists are human and change is sometimes painful. But it happens every day. I cannot recall the last time something like that happened in politics or religion._(Carl Sagan)
There is nothing new to be discovered in physics now. All that remains is more and more precise measurement._(Lord Kelvin, 1900)
I love fools' experiments. I am always making them._(Charles Darwin)
If you want to save your child from polio, you can pray or you can inoculate... choose science._(Carl Sagan)
Molecular biology is essentially the practice of biochemistry without a license._(Edwin Chargaff)
If at one time or another I have brushed a few colleagues the wrong way, I must apologize: I had not realized that they were covered with fur._(Edwin Chargaff)
It has not escaped our notice that the specific pairing we have postulated immediately suggests a possible copying mechanism for the genetic material._(Watson & Crick)
The researcher's art is first of all to find himself a good boss._(Andre Lwoff)
What about my nose?_(Aneesur Rahman, responding to an Argonne manager arguing the long hair of Charles Bennett in his group was disreputing the lab; Retold by Michael Klein)
Science, my lad, is made up of mistakes, but they are mistakes which it is useful to make, because they lead little by little to the truth._(Jules Verne)
Don't be afraid of hard work. Nothing worthwhile comes easily. Don't let others discourage you or tell you that you can't do it. In my day I was told women didn't go into chemistry. I saw no reason why we couldn't._(Gertrude Elion)
The Nobel Prize is fine, but the drugs I've developed are rewards in themselves._(Gertrude Elion)
...sometimes a scream is better than a thesis._(Ralph Waldo Emerson)
The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact._(Thomas Henry Huxley)
Dr Pauling, how do you have so many good ideas? Well David, I have a lot of ideas and throw away the bad ones._(Linus Pauling)
I try to identify myself with the atoms... I ask what I would do If I were a carbon atom or a sodium atom._(Linus Pauling)
I admired Bohr very much. We had long talks together, long talks in which Bohr did practically all the talking._(Paul Dirac)
Predictions can be very difficult - especially about the future._(Niels Bohr)
For those who want some proof that physicists are human, the proof is in the idiocy of all the different units which they use for measuring energy._(Richard Feynman)
Dreams seldom materialize on their own._(Dian Fossey)
Above all, don't fear difficult moments. The best comes from them._(Rita Levi-Montalcini)
Our struggle today is not to have a female Einstein get appointed as an assistant professor. It is for a woman schlemiel to get as quickly promoted as a male schlemiel._(Bella Abzug)
I never thought of stopping, and I just hated sleeping. I can't imagine having a better life._(Barbara McClintock)
The farther the experiment is from theory, the closer it is to the Nobel Prize._(Irene Joliot-Curie)
I never see what has been done; I only see what remains to be done._(Marie Curie)
There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home._(Ken Olsen, head of Digital Equipment Corp.)
People disagree with me. I just ignore them._(Linus Torvalds on the use of C++ in the kernel)
Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it._(Donald Knuth)
My greatest contribution to the field of science is that I never entered it._(Colin Powell)
We are perhaps not far removed from the time when we shall be able to submit the bulk of chemical phenomena to calculation._(Joseph Gay-Lussac, 1808)
If mathematical analysis should ever hold a prominent place in chemistry - an aberration which is happily almost impossible - it would occasion a rapid and widespread degeneration of that science._(Aguste Comte, 1830)
Almost without exception, the talented women I have known have believed they had less ability than they actually had. And almost without exception, the talented men I have known believed they had more._(Gregory Petsko)
The first 90% of the code accounts for the first 90% of the development time. The remaining 10% of the code accounts for the other 90% of the development time._(Tom Cargill)
The Internet?  We are not interested in it._(Bill Gates, 1993)
Perl: The only language that looks the same before and after RSA encryption._(Keith Bostic)
There are only two things wrong with C++:  The initial concept and the implementation._(Bertrand Meyer)
XML is not a language in the sense of a programming language any more than sketches on a napkin are a language._(Charles Simonyi)
It has been discovered that C++ provides a remarkable facility for concealing the trivial details of a program - such as where its bugs are._(David Keppel)
UNIX is basically a simple operating system. It just takes a genius to understand its simplicity._(Dennis Ritchie)
There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence._(Jeremy Anderson)
There are only two kinds of programming languages: those people always bitch about and those nobody uses._(Bjarne Stroustrup)
If Java had true garbage collection, most programs would delete themselves upon execution._(Robert Sewell)
Documentation is like sex: When it's good it's great, and when it's bad it's better than nothing._(Linus Torvalds)
C has the power of assembly language and the convenience of... assembly language._(Dennis Ritchie)
The last good thing written in C was Franz Schubert's Symphony Number 9._(Erwin Dieterich)
User-friendly, adj.: Programmer-hostile._(New Hacker's Dictionary)
First off, I'd suggest printing out a copy of the GNU coding standards, and NOT read it. Burn them, it's a great symbolic gesture._(Linus Torvalds)
I invented the term 'Object-Oriented', and I can tell you I did not have C++ in mind._(Alay Kay, author of Smalltalk)
FORTRAN, the infantile disorder, by now nearly 20 years old, is hopelessly inadequate for whatever computer application you have in mind today: it is now too clumsy, too risky, and too expensive to use._(Edsger Dijkstra, 1970)
Do you know what cations don't like? Dog-ions. Do you know what they like? Pie._(Tom Cheatham)