From: David van der Spoel Date: Tue, 28 Oct 2014 17:43:31 +0000 (+0100) Subject: Even more refreshing quotes. X-Git-Url: http://biod.pnpi.spb.ru/gitweb/?a=commitdiff_plain;h=4c9d3b1075357f6aee395dcdd7ad42f7aa87c7a8;p=alexxy%2Fgromacs.git Even more refreshing quotes. From a variety of source. Change-Id: If4f9ecc77c0941d460628443491d6b2ce4c6c1a0 --- diff --git a/share/top/gurgle.dat b/share/top/gurgle.dat index c6d3fee693..a8d662e088 100644 --- a/share/top/gurgle.dat +++ b/share/top/gurgle.dat @@ -1,4 +1,4 @@ -510 +519 If You Want Something Done You Have to Do It Yourself_(Highlander II) I Live the Life They Wish They Did_(Tricky) Jesus Built My Hotrod_(Ministry) @@ -509,3 +509,12 @@ Big Data is like teenage sex: everyone talks about it, nobody really knows how t It seems likely that significant software contributions to existing scientific software projects are not likely to be rewarded through the traditional reputation economy of science. Together these factors provide a reason to expect the over-production of independent scientific software packages, and the underproduction of collaborative projects in which later academics build on the work of earlier ones._(Howison & Herbsleb) On average, it takes twenty years for the world's largest super computer to shrink down to the size of your laptop._(Pete Beckman) When using an abacus, a human can achieve about 0.1 flops/watt. Super-computers achieve about 2 gigaflops/watt._(John Linford) +Try to calculate the numbers that have been_(The Smoke Fairies) +Please implement proper hep writing_(GROMACS) +The three principal virtues of a programmer are Laziness, Impatience, and Hubris_(Larry Wall) +You're like them scientists on TV explaining black holes. More you talk, less I get_(Jess Walter) +Wedged as we are between two eternities of idleness, there is no excuse for being idle now_(Anthony Burgess) +Even the *healthy* people move in clouds of cigarette smoke, women straining polyester, men in raggedly cutoffs slathering mayonnaise on foot-long hot dogs. It's as if the hotel were hosting a conference on adult onset diabetes_(Jess Walter) +In practice, throwing traditional norms and values overboard results not in perfect freedom and relationships based on reason, but in chaos and fear_(Paul Verhaeghe) +When I asked a younger colleague at the university how he had been able to change his research field several times within a decade or so, he answered: "It's just a question of new software"_(Paul Verhaeghe) +Never mind, death professor, your structure's fine_(TV on the Radio)