{ "Here are all the 'gmx' tools... but no gmx writethesis", "Christian Blau" },
{ "The best part of winter in Stockholm is going to Australia", "Mark Abraham" },
{ "If you don't know what you're doing, use a (M)BAR-based method", "Erik Lindahl" },
+ { "All models are wrong, but some are useful.", "George Box" },
+ { "If your experiment needs a statistician, you need a better experiment.", "Ernest Rutherford" },
+ { "Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable.", "Laurence Peter" },
+ { "In ancient times they had no statistics so they had to fall back on lies.", "Stephen Leacock" },
+ { "If at first you don't succeed, try two more times so that your failure is statistically significant.", "Dallas Warren" },
+ { "Your theory is crazy, but it's not crazy enough to be true.", "Niels Bohr" },
+ { "Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.", "Earl Wilson" },
+ { "A scientific truth does not triumph by convincing its opponents and making them see the light, but rather because its opponents eventually die and a new generation grows up that is familiar with it.", "Max Planck" },
+ { "Computer science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes", "Edsger Dijkstra" },
+ { "If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?", "Albert Einstein" },
+ { "I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work", "Thomas Alva Edison" },
+ { "The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything, except what is worth knowing.", "Oscar Wilde" },
+ { "Philosophy of science is about as useful to scientists as ornithology is to birds.", "Richard Feynman" },
+ { "I had trouble with physics in college. When I signed up I thought it said psychics.", "Greg Tamblyn" },
+ { "There’s an old saying among scientific guys: “You can’t make an omelet without breaking eggs, ideally by dropping a cement truck on them from a crane.", "Dave Barry" },
+ { "Occams Razor is the scientific principle that, all things being equal, the simplest explanation is always the dog ate my homework.", "Greg Tamblyn" },
+ { "When you get right down to it, almost every explanation Man came up with for anything until about 1926 was stupid.", "Dave Barry" },
+ { "We all understand the twinge of discomfort at the thought that we share a common ancestor with the apes. No one can embarrass you like a relative.", "Neal DeGrasse Tyson" },
+ { "In physics, you don't have to go around making trouble for yourself. Nature does it for you.", "Frank Wilczek" },
+ { "Every revolutionary idea seems to evoke three stages of reaction. They may be summed up by the phrases: (1) It's completely impossible. (2) It's possible, but not worth doing. (3) I said it was a good idea all along.", "Arthur C. Clarke" },
+ { "Computers are like humans - they do everything except think.", "John von Neumann" },
+ { "With four parameters I can fit an elephant, and with five I can make him wiggle his trunk.", "John von Neumann" },
+ { "Christianity may be OK between consenting adults in private but should not be taught to young children.", "Francis Crick" },
+ { "All approaches at a higher level are suspect until confirmed at the molecular level.", "Francis Crick" },
+ { "We haven’t the money, so we’ve got to think.", "Ernest Rutherford" },
+ { "Furious activity is no substitute for understanding.", "H.H. Williams" },
+ { "Discovery: A couple of months in the laboratory can frequently save a couple of hours in the library.", "Anonymous" },
+ { "Never replicate a successful experiment.", "Fett's law." },
+ { "Raw data is like raw sewage, it requires some processing before it can be spread around. The opposite is true of theories.", "Jim Carr" },
+ { "A university faculty is 500 egotists with a common parking problem.", "Keith Sullivan" },
+ { "Studying expands knowledge. Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Corruption is a crime. Crime doesn't pay.", "Anonymous" },
+ { "A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.", "W.H. Auden" },
+ { "A tidy laboratory means a lazy chemist.", "J.J. Berzelius" },
+ { "Microbiology Lab - Staph Only.", "Anonymous" },
+ { "I can’t go to a restaurant and order food because I keep looking at the fonts on the menu. Five minutes later I realize that it’s also talking about food.", "Donald Knuth" },
+ { "Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that’s not why we do it", "Richard P. Feynman" },
+ { "Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.", "Evan Esar" },
+ { "If I could remember the names of all these particles, I’d be a botanist.", "Albert Einstein" },
+ { "Science... never solves a problem without creating ten more.", "George Bernard Shaw" },
+ { "A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.", "Charles Darwin" },
+ { "Nothing shocks me. I'm a scientist.", "Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones" },
+ { "There is an infinite set A that is not too big.", "John von Neumann" },
+ { "If it's all right with Dirac, it's all right with me.", "Enrico Fermi, on being told that there was experimental evidence He-3 nuclei obey Fermi-Dirac statistics." },
+ { "I cannot think of a single one, not even intelligence.", "Enrico Fermi, when asked what characteristics physics Nobel laureates had in common." },
+ { "Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible.", "Lord Kelvin, President of Royal Society, 1895." },
+ { "All that glitters may not be gold, but at least it contains free electrons.", "John Desmond Baernal" },
+ { "It is disconcerting to reflect on the number of students we have flunked in chemistry for not knowing what we later found to be untrue.", "Robert L. Weber" },
+ { "People are DNA's way of making more DNA.", "Edward O. Wilson" },
+ { "The best model of a cat is another cat..., specially the same cat.", "Arturo Rosenblueth" },
+ { "Computer dating is fine, if you are a computer.", "Rita May Brown" },
+ { "The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That’s where we come in; we’re computer professionals. We cause accidents.", "Nathaniel Borenstein" },
+ { "An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex.", "Edgar Wallace" },
+ { "Base eight is just like base ten really, if you’re missing two fingers.", "Tom Lehrer" },
+ { "If 10 years from now, when you are doing something quick and dirty, you suddenly visualize that I am looking over your shoulders and say to yourself: ‘Dijkstra would not have liked this’, well that would be enough immortality for me.", "Edsger Dijkstra" },
+ { "Memory is like an orgasm. It’s a lot better of you don’t have to fake it.", "Seymour Cray, on virtual memory" },
+ { "A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.", "Emo Philips" },
+ { "Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.", "Doug Larson" }
};
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